TracksShoot, The Hair Piece, Sex in Commercials, Drugs, Birth Control, Son of Wino, Divorce Game, Ed Sullivan Self Taught, Let's Make a Deal, The 11 O'Clock News, Class Clown: Bi-Labial Fricative/Attracting Attention/Squeamish, Wasted Time-Sharing a Swallow, Values (How Much Is That Dog Crap in the Window?), I Used to Be Irish Catholic, The Confessional, Special Dispensation: Heaven Hell Purgatory and Limbo, Heavy Mysteries, Muhammad Ali-America the Beautiful, Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television, Welcome to My Job, Occupation: Foole, White Harlem, The Hallway Groups, Black Consciousness, New York Voices, Grass Swept the Neighborhood, Childhood Cliches, Cute Little Farts, Raisin Rhetoric, Filthy Words, Goofy Shit, Toledo Window Box, Nursery Rhymes, Some Werds, Water Sez, The Metric System, God, Gay Lib, Snot the Original Rubber Cement, Urinals Are 50 Percent Universal, A Few More Farts, New News, Teenage Masturbation, Mental Hot Foots, High on the Plane, Bodily Functions, Wurds, For Names' Sake, Baseball-Football, Good Sports, Flesh Colored Band-Aids, Religious Lift, Radio Dial, Y'ever, Unrelated Things, On the Road, Death and Dying, Headlines, Kids Are Too Small, Rules Rules Rules!, Parents' Cliches and Childrens' Secret Answers, Words We Leave Behind, How's Your Dog?, Supermarkets, George's Disc Jockey Theme and Show Opening, Tattoos, Hitchhiking (Short Version), Clerks Hankies ; Emma, Elmo's Song-Johnny Badcheck, Monopoly, New Sports, Hitchhiking (Long Version), Guacamole, Nuts in Cake ; Toenail Clipping, 400000 American Musical Favorites, Peas, Losing Your Placce, I'm Musical, Lost ; Found, Public Affairs, Snapper Lawn Mowers, How to Handle a Heckler, Closing, Bonus Track 1