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Middle School Bites by Steven Banks (English) Paperback Book
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Item specifics
- Condition
- Brand New: A new, unread, unused book in perfect condition with no missing or damaged pages. See all condition definitionsopens in a new window or tab
- ISBN-13
- 9780823447459
- Type
- Does not apply
- ISBN
- 9780823447459
- Book Title
- Middle School Bites
- Item Length
- 8.2in
- Publisher
- Holiday House, Incorporated
- Publication Year
- 2023
- Format
- Trade Paperback
- Language
- English
- Item Height
- 0.6in
- Genre
- Juvenile Fiction
- Topic
- Paranormal, Occult & Supernatural, Humorous Stories, School & Education
- Item Width
- 5.5in
- Item Weight
- 13.3 Oz
- Number of Pages
- 304 Pages
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Product Information
Tom is desperate to fit in at school, but he's hungry and howling, not to mention half dead. Blame it on the vampire - and the werewolf - and the zombie - in this monstrously funny new series from SpongeBob SquarePants head writer Steven Banks. "Fast! Funny! Fresh!" - Chris Grabenstein, #1 New York Time s best-selling author of the Mr. Lemoncello's Library series "What are you waiting for? Open this book right now!" - Tom Angleberger, New York Times best-selling author of the Origami Yoda series Thanks to a series of unfortunate bites, eleven-year-old Tom is a triple threat- he's a Vam-Wolf-Zom. And just in time for the first day of middle school. So much for his Invisible Tom Plan. He never thought to make a What If I Turn Into A Vampire Werewolf Zombie Plan. Maybe it's time for a Run Away and Live Somewhere Else Plan? With the help of his irrepressible best friend, Zeke, Tom tries to accept his future. Zeke thinks being a Vam-Wolf-Zom sounds EXCELLENT! (Zeke thinks everything sounds EXCELLENT!) At least he'll be able to stand up to the sixth-grade bully. The question is will the rest of Hamilton Middle School accept the Vam-Wolf-Zom, too? Tom's toothsome saga is illustrated with clever, cartoon-style art on every spread. Created by an Emmy-nominated writer for SpongeBob, The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron , and CatDog , this new series is perfect for fans of Diary of a Wimpy Kid and The Last Kids on Earth . EXCELLENT!
Product Identifiers
Publisher
Holiday House, Incorporated
ISBN-10
0823447456
ISBN-13
9780823447459
eBay Product ID (ePID)
6058375654
Product Key Features
Book Title
Middle School Bites
Format
Trade Paperback
Language
English
Topic
Paranormal, Occult & Supernatural, Humorous Stories, School & Education
Publication Year
2023
Genre
Juvenile Fiction
Number of Pages
304 Pages
Dimensions
Item Length
8.2in
Item Height
0.6in
Item Width
5.5in
Item Weight
13.3 Oz
Additional Product Features
Series Volume Number
1
Grade from
Third Grade
Grade to
Seventh Grade
Reviews
"Fearing adds images of pop-eyed cartoon monsters and middle-schoolers to almost every spread, capped by a startling twist at the close to set up further misadventures. A fang-tastic kickoff."-- Booklist "Tom's first-person narration is frank and engaging; much of the novel's humor arises from his wry, self-aware commentary. A good portion of the remaining humor is drawn from Fearing's grayscale spot cartoons, with their exaggerated facial expressions and exquisitely scratchy details. . . . This series opener is a howling good time."-- Kirkus Reviews "This new novel by the head writer of SpongeBob SquarePants combines typical middle school angst with a hilariously over-the-top monster movie premise. Likable, funny Tom dreams up far-fetched visions of the future. Black-and-white cartoon drawings by Fearing ramp up the humor. . . . With its enjoyable characters and wacky concept, this novel is sure to have wide appeal."-- School Library Journal "A middle school student who is a vampire, a werewolf, and a zombie, and still fits in better than we did at that age. Laugh out loud funny and real helpful tips for getting through those grades. We wish we'd read it then." -- Penn & Teller, hosts of Fool Us & world-renowned stage magicians "Are you tired of reading books about a kid who only turns into ONE kind of monster? What if I told you about a book where a kid is TWO monsters in one? You'd want to read that book wouldn't you? WAIT! Don't answer yet, because this kid is not ONE, not TWO, but THREE monsters in one! What are you waiting for? Open this book right now! Tom the Vam-Wolf-Zom is standing by to tell you his story!"--Tom Angleberger, New York Times best-selling author of the Origami Yoda series "This tale of a thrice-bitten kid who has to start middle school as a Vam-Wolf-Zom is three times as funny (and as touching) as your average struggling-to-fit-in story. It made me howl with laughter and want to pour ketchup on my food while shuffling with zombie-like determination to get my paws on the next installment. Monstrously funny." -- Maryrose Wood, author of The Incorrigible Children of Ashton Place series "Fast! Funny! Fresh! You'll be tearing through these pages, even if you're not a vam-wolf-zom!"--Chris Grabenstein, #1 New York Times best-selling author of the Mr. Lemoncello's Library series "Monstrously funny and hilariously terrifying! Steven Banks has been making me laugh for a very long time. Now he's making me laugh and scream!"--Peter Hannan, creator of the Nickelodeon series CatDog
Illustrated by
Fearing, Mark
Intended Audience
Juvenile Audience
Series
Middle School Bites Ser.
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