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How to Write a Novel by Melanie Sumner 2015 Unabridged CD 9781504605809

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ISBN
9781504605809
Publication Year
2015
Format
Compact Disc
Language
English
Book Title
How to Write a Novel
Author
Melanie Sumner
Publisher
Blackstone Audio, Incorporated
Genre
Fiction
Topic
Family Life, Satire, Humorous / General

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"How to Write a Novel" is a portrait of a stressed-out modern family, narrated by precocious twelve-year-old Aris Thibodeau as she writes her first novel. A brilliantly funny work of metafiction, Aris is Adrian Mole if he were living with his frazzled single mother in Kanuga, Georgia. With the same wry humor as Sue Townsend s bestselling series, Aris attempts to find her mother, Diane, a suitable mate. Aris dad, a sax-blowing rogue from Louisiana, died when Aris was just a baby but still resides as a ghost in the house, blowing fuses and sabotaging Diane s dates. Penn, a socialist/atheist/not-quite-redneck nanny, serves as a positive male influence for Max, Aris emotionally frenetic eight-year-old brother. Aris thinks she could use some time with the family therapist, but money is tight, so Diane gives her a book, "Write a Novel in Thirty Days!," in the hope that Aris will work through her own issues on her laptop. Aris begins her book with a broken pipe in the bathroom, a flood that unearths Diane s stash of journals. While reading the journals, Aris discovers a terrible secret regarding her dead father s childhood, and their frenzied suburban life begins to break down: Diane loses her job, Max melts down when he learns building Legos isn t a viable talent for the talent show, and Aris mails her mother s journals out to strangers on eBay and stalks the neighborhood s child molesters with a machete. But as Aris machinations to set Diane up with Penn begin to bear fruit, Aris wonders if a normal family isn t what she d needed after all. Captured through the lens of a snarky, perceptive adolescent playing at adulthood, "How to Write a Novel" is a brilliant satire of the modern family, at once endearing, hilarious, and bittersweet a distillation of the sorts of witty, insightful quips that keep you from drowning your kid in the bathtub."

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Publisher
Blackstone Audio, Incorporated
ISBN-10
1504605802
ISBN-13
9781504605809
eBay Product ID (ePID)
211943420

Product Key Features

Book Title
How to Write a Novel
Topic
Family Life, Satire, Humorous / General
Publication Year
2015
Language
English
Genre
Fiction
Author
Melanie Sumner
Format
Compact Disc

Dimensions

Item Length
5.7in
Item Width
5.2in

Additional Product Features

Intended Audience
Trade
Dewey Edition
23
Number of Volumes
8 Vols.
Dewey Decimal
813/.54
Edition Description
Unabridged Edition

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