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- 9780761139478
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Product Identifiers
Publisher
Workman Publishing Company, Incorporated
ISBN-10
0761139478
ISBN-13
9780761139478
eBay Product ID (ePID)
46753609
Product Key Features
Book Title
Your Cat's Just Not That Into You : What Part of Meow Don't You Understand?
Number of Pages
112 Pages
Language
English
Topic
Cats / General, Topic / Animals
Publication Year
2005
Illustrator
Sipress, David, Yes
Genre
Pets, Humor
Format
Trade Paperback
Dimensions
Item Height
0.5 in
Item Weight
7.1 Oz
Item Length
8.2 in
Item Width
5.2 in
Additional Product Features
Intended Audience
Trade
LCCN
2005-048993
Dewey Edition
22
Dewey Decimal
636.8/0887
Table Of Content
1. YOUR CAT'S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU . . . IF SHE PRETENDS YOU DON'T EXIST The "I Guess Her Mind is on Other Things" Excuse 2 The "When I'm Calling Yoooooooouuuuu" Excuse 4 Straight from the Kitty Litter 5 The "Maybe She Has Attention Deficit Disorder"Excuse 6 Advisory to Wilma 8 Ten Ways to Suck Up to Your Cat 9 The "Maybe She Doesn't Know How to Show Her Gratitude?"Excuse 10 The "Maybe Our Tan Is Throwing Her Off" Excuse 12 The "She's Just Daydreaming" Excuse 14 The "Maybe He Needs To Take It Slow" Excuse 16 The "Maybe She's Just Not Such a Good Listener"Excuse 18 Test Your Cat I.Q. (Basic) 20 2. YOUR CAT'S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU . . . IF SHE'S FAKING INTEREST IN YOU The "But My Cat Thinks I'm Such a Good Catch(er)"Excuse 22 Advisory to Mona in Dallas 23 Red Flag Alert! 24 Advisory to P.T. in Tulsa 25 The "But She Really Is Talented" Excuse 26 Don't Despair 27 The "But She Doesn't Realize I'm Constipated" Excuse 28 Cat Adoption Checklist 30 The "Unable to Face Reality" Excuse 31 The "Is It Identity Theft?" Excuse 32 The "But My Plants Need Watering" Excuse 34 3. YOUR CAT'S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU . . . IF SHE PHYSICALLY ABUSES YOU Quiz: Know Thy Kitty 36 The "Maybe She's Just Trying to Get Under My Skin"Excuse 37 Official Not-That-Into-You Word Jumble 38 For Cats Only: What Owners Want in a Cat 39 The "She Doesn't Realize It's for Her Own Good" Excuse 40 Your First Cat 42 The "She Must Prefer the Real Me" Excuse 43 The "My Cat's Just Not That Into Me" Excuse 44 Advisory to Glenda in Little Rock 45 Red Flag Alert!--The Official Early Warning Wrong Cat Detection Checklist 46 4. YOUR CAT'S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU . . . IF NOTHING YOU DO PLEASES HER How Predictable is Kitty? The Five Great Behavioral Equations 48 The "Why Can't We All Just Get Along" Excuse 50 Advisory to Eleanor 51 The "Maybe the Atmosphere Wasn't Right" Excuse 52 The "Do You Think Being a Parent Changed Her?" Excuse 54 Are You Your Cat's Punk? 56 The "But Maybe She Needs More Time" Excuse 57 The "Should I Be Unselfish and Change My Life for Her?"Excuse 58 A Cat Lover's Pledge 60 How Many Cats Per Person? 61 The "Maybe She Needs Her Own Space" Excuse 62 The "Maybe She Didn't Recognize Me in My New Hawaiian Shirt" Excuse 64 Neediness Alert: Are You in Danger of Your Cat Being Into You? 65 Holidays
Synopsis
Aloof. Haughty. Disdainful. Withholding. Moody. Petulant. Imperious. Sound like anyone you know? It does if you own a cat. And while you've probably made hundreds of excuses about why your cat's this way, the sad fact is--your cat's just not that into you. Don't despair. It's not you. It's your cat. Cats invented not being into you. Richard Smith is here to explain, and help. Forlorn cat owners everywhere will see themselves in this book--in the "I Guess Her Mind Is on Other Things" excuse. In the "Maybe She Needs Her Own Space" excuse. In the "Maybe He Didn't Recognize Me in My New Hawaiian Shirt" excuse. They'll educate themselves about feline indifference through the Know Thy Kitty Quizzes. Test their cat's I.Q. Take the Schnapps-Porsche Well-Adjusted Cat Owner Analysis. Discover Ten Ways to Suck Up to Your Cat, including #2: leave affectionate Post-its in her kitty litter. In the tradition of All I Need to Know I Learned from My Cat (1.7 million copies in print), Kliban's Cat (985,000 copies in print), and even New York Times bestseller Bad Cat (487,000 copies in print), Your Cat's Just Not That Into You is utterly loopy and yet dead-on wise--this is, after all, from the author of the classic Dieter's Guide to Weight Loss During Sex . It's filled with insights into the interior life of the world's most maddeningly mysterious animal, and into the damaged psyches of cat lovers who are so often given to wonder: Am I my cat's punk?, Aloof. Haughty. Disdainful. Withholding. Moody. Petulant. Imperious. Sound like anyone you know? It does if you own a cat. And while you've probably made hundreds of excuses about why your cats this way, the sad fact is your cats just not that into you. Dont despair. Its not you. Its your cat. Cats invented not being into you. Richard Smith is here to explain, and help. Forlorn cat owners everywhere will see themselves in this book in the I Guess Her Mind Is on Other Things excuse. In the Maybe She Needs Her Own Space excuse. In the Maybe He Didnt Recognize Me in My New Hawaiian Shirt excuse. They'll educate themselves about feline indifference through the Know Thy Kitty Quizzes. Test their cats I.Q. Take the Schnapps-Porsche Well-Adjusted Cat Owner Analysis. Discover Ten Ways to Suck Up to Your Cat, including #2: leave affectionate Post-its in her kitty litter. In the tradition of All I Need to Know I Learned from My Cat (1.7 million copies in print), Klibans Cat (985,000 copies in print), and even New York Timesbestseller Bad Cat (487,000 copies in print), Your Cat's Just Not That Into You is utterly loopy and yet dead-on wise this is, after all, from the author of the classic Dieters Guide to Weight Loss During Sex. Its filled with insights into the interior life of the worlds most maddeningly mysterious animal, and into the damaged psyches of cat lovers who are so often given to wonder: Am I my cats punk?, Aloof. Haughty. Disdainful. Withholding. Moody. Petulant. Imperious. Sound like anyone you know? It does if you own a cat. And while you've probably made hundreds of excuses about why your cat's this way, the sad fact is-- your cat's just not that into you. Don't despair. It's not you. It's your cat. Cats invented not being into you. Richard Smith is here to explain, and help. Forlorn cat owners everywhere will see themselves in this book-- in the " I Guess Her Mind Is on Other Things" excuse. In the " Maybe She Needs Her Own Space" excuse. In the " Maybe He Didn't Recognize Me in My New Hawaiian Shirt" excuse. They'll educate themselves about feline indifference through the Know Thy Kitty Quizzes. Test their cat's I.Q. Take the Schnapps-Porsche Well-Adjusted Cat Owner Analysis. Discover Ten Ways to Suck Up to Your Cat, including #2: leave affectionate Post-its in her kitty litter. In the tradition of All I Need to Know I Learned from My Cat (1.7 million copies in print), Kliban's Cat (985,000 copies in print), and even New York Timesbestseller Bad Cat (487,000 copies in print), Your Cat's Just Not That Into You is utterly loopy and yet dead-on wise-- this is, after all, from the author of the classic Dieter's Guide to Weight Loss During Sex. It's filled with insights into the interior life of the world's most maddeningly mysterious animal, and into the damaged psyches of cat lovers who are so often given to wonder: Am I my cat's punk?
LC Classification Number
SF446.5.S65 2005
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