DEAN MORRIS ADULT CHRISTMAS CARDS VERY FUNNY

VELA
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After years of marriage Jack couldnt face another (Out of stock)
All Frank wanted for Christmas was some fashion se (Out of stock)
All I want for Christmas (rude!)
All I want for Christmas is cats (Out of stock)
All I want for Christmas is you
ANOTHER FUCKING OFFENSIVE CHRISTMAS CARD
BALLS TO CHRISTMAS (Out of stock)
CHEER UP! IT`S ONLY CHRISTMAS
CHRISTMAS IS A LOAD OF SH$T
CHRISTMAS TW$T IN A SANTA HAT
ALCOHOL WILL MAKE IT ALL BETTER
DON`T WORRY EVEN THOUGH ITS XMAS
EAT DRINK AND GET WASTED (Out of stock)
Enjoy my insincere greetings (Out of stock)
Every xmas Margaret waited for santa
MERRY CHRISTMAS OR THE KITTEN GETS IT
HOW ADORABLE
I`D WISH YOU A MERRY XMAS IF I GAVE A S*IT (Out of stock)
I LOVE CHRISTMAS (VERY RUDE)
I`M DREAMING OF A SHI*T* XMAS
I`M DREAMING OF A WHITE XMAS (WINE)
GETTING BATTERED!
I NEED ALCOHOL
MERRY CHRISTMAS (VERY RUDE!)
IS IT XMAS? CAN WE GET DRUNK?
XMAS LETS PRETEND WE LIKE EACH OTHER
Christmas! Time to get wasted
Staying sober is not an option!
IT`S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF YEAR
CHEAP AND NASTY JUST LIKE YOU
LET`S GET DRUNK & BLAME IT ON XMAS
LETS SPEND LOADS OF MONEY ON SH*T
MERRY XMAS FROM ME & MY PUSSY (Out of stock)
MERRY CHRISTMAS (RUDEWARNING) (Out of stock)
MERRY XMAS IS IT OVER YET
SANTAS LITTLE WA*NK*R
EVEN GINGERS
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YOU CHEAP LITTLE TROLLOP
YOU ROTTEN UNGRATEFUL SCUM
INSULTING CARD
SPOILT LITTLE SH*T
YOU BIG FAIRY
YOU BIG HO HO HO
YOU BIG WHORE
MERRY CHRISTMAS WHATEVER
MERRY CHRISTMAS BELLEND
MERRY C**NTING XMAS
MERRY F*C*ING CHRISTMAS
MERRY KISS MY ASS (Out of stock)
YOU`VE BEEN WA*K*NG TOO MUCH
OH FU*K! IT`S CHRISTMAS
PISS OFF KIDS
SANTA ISN`T REAL (Out of stock)
SANTA`S COMING (VERY RUDE)
SANT`S WATCHING YOU
SEE THIS CAT
SOMEONE GIVES A TOSS ABOUT YOUR XMAS
SO WHAT IF IT`S CHRISTMAS
THERE`S NOTHING WORSE (VERY RUDE)
PERFECT EXCUSE TO GET SHITFACED
TIS THE SEASON TO BE NAUGHTY
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS (Out of stock)
WE CAN JUST GET DRUNK AS USUAL
WELL BUGGER ME! IT`S CHRISTMAS (Out of stock)
WHAT ARE YOU GETTING THIS XMAS MUMMY? BLIND DRUNK
WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS MUMMY? JUST GIN
WH*RE! WHO*E! WHOR*!
MERRY CHRISTMAS MELTDOWN
Wishing you peace on Earth THIS CHRISTMAS OR WINE
FESTIVE DILD*S
SANTA`S SH*T LIST
YOU WANT TO BE ON MY NAUGHTY LIST
Christmas just means getting sh%tfaced at the offi
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GBP 9.99 (approx RM 54.75) Royal Mail International Standard.
Located in: rossendale, United Kingdom
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Item specifics

Condition
New: A brand-new, unused, unopened, undamaged item in its original packaging (where packaging is ...
Brand
DEAN MORRIS
Department
Adults
Type
Greeting Card
Occasion
Christmas
Theme
Christmas
Features
Including Envelope
Recipient
Multipurpose
Country/Region of Manufacture
United Kingdom
Personalisation Instructions
Gift message can be enclosed free of charge
Country of Origin
United Kingdom
Personalise
Yes
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VELA

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Communication
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    Really good quality card, good price, well packaged and arrived quickly
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    Top quality card & personalized for free. Highly recommended. πŸ‘πŸΌ
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    Superb card! Fast delivery
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