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I Only Roast the Ones I Love: Busting Balls Without Burning Bridges, , Ross, Jef
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Item specifics
- Condition
- Very Good
- Seller Notes
- “SIGNED by Jeff Ross.”
- ISBN
- 9781439101407
- EAN
- 9781439101407
- Book Title
- I only Roast the Ones I Love : Busting Balls Without Burning Bridges
- Publisher
- Gallery Books
- Item Length
- 8.4 in
- Publication Year
- 2009
- Format
- Hardcover
- Language
- English
- Illustrator
- Yes
- Item Height
- 1.1 in
- Genre
- Biography & Autobiography, Humor
- Topic
- General, Entertainment & Performing Arts, Form / Essays
- Item Weight
- 13.8 Oz
- Item Width
- 5.5 in
- Number of Pages
- 304 Pages
About this product
Product Information
Jeffrey Ross is one of the world's most foremost practitioners of insult comedy. Having escaped from his family's kosher catering business, he spent years in the comedy circuit and mastered his craft of delivering hilarious and often offensive insults. Mixing silliness and sincerity, Ross explains the overall history of the roast and explains the art of delivering a stream of "festive abuse" while eliciting laughs. Taking readers on an entertaining journey through his own career, he shares roasts straight from the Friar's Club and the ever popular Comedy Central television events and provides a narrative of his favorite roasts of friends and family, including: Flava Flav: "You really are the ugliest man in America. I mean, how do you roast charcoal?" William Shatner: "Man, you have really let yourself boldly go. If Scotty tried to beam you up now you' d break the f*n' transporter." Courtney Love: "Courtney Love, you're like the girl next door…if you happen to live next to a Methadone clinic." Featuring tips on timing, what's going too far, and dealing with hecklers, Ross shows readers how to channel their inner roastmaster-and emphasizes the all-important Friars' Club motto: We only roast the ones we love.
Product Identifiers
Publisher
Gallery Books
ISBN-10
143910140x
ISBN-13
9781439101407
eBay Product ID (ePID)
14038824580
Product Key Features
Book Title
I only Roast the Ones I Love : Busting Balls Without Burning Bridges
Number of Pages
304 Pages
Language
English
Publication Year
2009
Topic
General, Entertainment & Performing Arts, Form / Essays
Illustrator
Yes
Genre
Biography & Autobiography, Humor
Format
Hardcover
Dimensions
Item Height
1.1 in
Item Weight
13.8 Oz
Item Length
8.4 in
Item Width
5.5 in
Additional Product Features
Dewey Edition
22
Reviews
"Do yourself a favor...get Jeff's book, curl up next to the fireplace...and throw it in." -- Bob Saget, "Jeffrey Ross has a face for books, and I'm glad he's finally come to terms with that." -- Chelsea Handler, "I've cooked a few meals in my day, but trust me, nobody knows how to cook someone's goose like Jeffrey Ross. He will teach you how to baste and bake all of your family and friends until every relationship is burnt beyond recognition. Ross is a flame-thrower at both ends." -- Rachael Ray, " I Only Roast the Ones I Love is one of the funniest, most compelling, touching, and controversial books I've ever read. If you love the art of people onstage saying funny insults that make your whole life's work seems like a bunch of crap, then this is the book for you." -- Chris Rock, "I Only Roast the Ones I Loveis Jeff Ross's most insulting work yet. An indispensable guideto making certain everyone you know hates you. Very, very funny. Jeff's writing is the reason I learned to read." -- Jimmy Kimmel, "I Only Roast the Ones I Loveis one of the funniest, most compelling, touching, and controversial books I've ever read. If you love the art of people onstage saying funny insults that make your whole life's work seems like a bunch of crap, then this is the book for you." -- Chris Rock, "When Jeff asked me to give a quote for his book, my first thought was to get Jeff Ross to write it. He's incredibly funny and I'm incredibly busy." -- John Mayer, " I Only Roast the Ones I Love is Jeff Ross's most insulting work yet. An indispensable guideto making certain everyone you know hates you. Very, very funny. Jeff's writing is the reason I learned to read." -- Jimmy Kimmel
Lccn
2009-021130
Target Audience
Trade
Dewey Decimal
808.5/1
Lc Classification Number
Pn4193.R63r67 2009
Copyright Date
2009
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