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This WARNING sticker was originally designed to fit on our Race support Quad Bike.
It takes a bit of a poke at the politically correct, Health & Safety, Mamby Pamby culture that seems to be invading our lives from all angles.
Is equally as good on bikes and scooters etc.
Obviously we do not endorse any of the views expressed (see even more Health & Safety).
Measures 100 x 150mm.
TEXT IS AS FOLLOWS:
"NEVER USE ON THE PUBLIC HIGHWAY UNLESS ITS DARK AND LATE AND YOU DON’T HAVE ANY OTHER WHEELS.
NEVER CARRY PASSENGERS UNLESS YOU NEED TO IMPRESS SOME FOXY CHICK WHO LOVES QUADS.
NEVER OPERATE AFTER CONSUMING DRUGS OR DRINK UNLESS YOU ARE SO HIGH OR PISSED YOU CAN’T READ THIS.
ALWAYS WEAR APPROPRIATE SAFETY GEAR - YOU DON’T KNOW WHERE SHE’S BEEN!
GASOLINE (PETROL STUPID) IS HIGHLY FLAMMABLE. TRY NOT TO USE A MATCH OR FAG TO SEE IF THERE IS ANY IN THE TANK.
ALWAYS USE SAFETY EYE WEAR, SHADES ARE COOL AND LOOK REAL NEAT.
NEVER OPERATE AT SPEEDS BEYOND YOUR COMPETENCE - YUP, SORRY BUT SOME OF YOU SHOULD BE PUSHING NOT RIDING THIS THING.
ALWAYS READ THE HANDBOOK BEFORE OPERATING (ASSUMING YOU CAN READ) - IF NOT JUST PULL AND PUSH EVERYTHING UNTIL IT STARTS TO MOVE.
DO NOT PULL WHEELIES OR PERFORM ACROBATIC STUNTS UNLESS YOU HAVE IGNORED ALL OF THE ABOVE AND HAVE A FALSE SENSE OF CONFIDENCE BOUGHT ON BY BOOZE OR DRUGS."
Many more HUMOROUS & other Motoring stickers available in our eBay shop and even more available on our WEBSITE. Just web search 'I Say Ding Dong' to find us.
These full colour, outdoor suitable stickers are great for their intended use on vehicle's or equally fine for dressing up men’s dens, workshops, toolboxes, Race trailers, support vehicles, petrol pumps, oil cans, history files etc etc. You don’t need us to tell you all the uses they can be put to, use your imagination, you got this far in life……….
Can be clear coated/lacquered (request a vinyl sample with your order if you wish to test first).
Key in picture for scale illustration and is not included in the sale.
We combine postage on multiple orders. Please request an invoice if eBay doesn’t adjust your postage automatically.
All decals are produced on outdoor grade glossy or semi gloss vinyl of either 75 or 100 grade. Vinyl is medium tack and will not damage paintwork providing it is sound, well keyed and applied to an acceptable standard. Outdoor use Solvent inks are used throughout for long life and fade resistance.
Decals/stickers are die-cut on printer before being supplied flat, on backing paper and posted in stiff card backed envelopes. Larger decals may be posted rolled in tubes.
Need your own stickers making? We can help. Low or high volume no problem. Just e-mail us.
|'Buffleberry' 49 Birchy Close|
|Phone: 07716 866791|
Trade Registration Number: 5878881
Goods and Services Tax Number: GB 948032616
Return policy details
Returns accepted if your not happy for a refund of purchase price. It's that simple.
Postage and handling
Each additional item
Standard Int'l Postage
Royal Mail International Signed-for